Why are you commenting then? if you dont feel manly doing it??
a man
Posted 802 days ago
Man... there is nothing 'manly' about posting on the internet, period. Except that one time Bruce Willis video-chatted with that one movie fan. Otherwise, there's no pride in it. Frankly, I have a hard time feeling 'manly' when I even use my computer... if my computer was made like... out of wrought iron, and made loud clanging noises and required some opressed race to power it... or maybe its powered by the bones of small game which I just killed. And it'd need antlers sticking out of the top. Every time I use my computer my balls shrink and my nipples start to feel tender, and I start getting all gossipy and... emotional. Fuck you guys I'm going to go get some dirt under my fingernails.
Frankly, I have a hard time feeling 'manly' when I even use my computer... if my computer was made like... out of wrought iron, and made loud clanging noises and required some opressed race to power it... or maybe its powered by the bones of small game which I just killed. And it'd need antlers sticking out of the top. Every time I use my computer my balls shrink and my nipples start to feel tender, and I start getting all gossipy and... emotional.
Fuck you guys I'm going to go get some dirt under my fingernails.